I was changing Amelia's diaper and she was squirming and wiggling and just being difficult. When I got to the point where I felt like I was wrestling an alligator, I said, "Amelia, if you don't quit moving your legs, I'm going to cut them off." She just looked at me like, "What are you talking about?" She must have understood that her leg wiggling was a serious source of frustration for me at that point though because she behaved for the remainder of the diaper changing.
What's is the craziest thing you have said in a moment of frustration?